Friday, November 28, 2008

The Infamous Red Carpet

Ok, so the AMA awards was not so long ago. Of course my eyes were on the red carpet. I was focused on the fashion hit and misses.

First off, I am so proud of Omarosa! came a long way from being a traditional F. Its either bad makeup, unrereshing hair, or horrible outfit choices. Its always one or the other.

Lets take a look down memory lane…


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But at the AMA words:

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Blam! This lady gets an A.

Torracaa, no boo boo. You asked for this one. I know this is the American Music Award, and you might feel the need to display “4th of July, Dolly Parton American” pride, but no not today, not tomorrow. How about? Not ever. Actually… For Halloween, yes maybe. Ms. Jones you most definitely get an F.

My man Jamie Fox, is looking good, BUT until I scrolled down and saw those boots with that ensemble… Awww man Jamie. You wrong, you wrong! Jamie you are 41, you are entering a phase in your life where you should have refined mature style. You are usually impressive, but for this you get a D-.

For those born in the 1980’s and before, may know about musician extraordinaire, Shelia E. Sheila looks great for 51. Yes, 51. But hold up Ms. E. definitely has a bebe dress on. Sorry guys, I have this thing about celebs wearing things I can find at the mall. Especially if its on sale for 50% off. But home girl tried, I give her a B.

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Rihanna, yes I heart Zac Posen too, but this look is not for you. She looks like a 21st century milk maid. F


Dj Paul, just stop embarrassing yourself. F

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Last, but not least, my man Kayne. I am very very disappointed in you.

You looking like you threw something on really quick to go to the corner store. The worst offense: ashyness.

You have enough money in the world to afford a lotion. You especially can afford a mirror to at LEAST check yourself before you leave the house.

Please, don’t do this to yourself again. Sorry but you get an F.


- Veronica

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kanye is just going through one of the "Coldest Winters"

 
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